Hello, Hank! Here are my observations regarding certain IRRITATING
customers of your coffeehouse: it is best to REFUSE SERVICE to these
kind, or they'll wind up walking all over you, drive GOOD patrons out,
and wreck the business you work so hard to maintain and achieve SOME
profit. Here are THREE customers you need to turn away post-haste:
1) Woody a.k.a. "David".
He acts VERY wild, frighteningly so at times, right in front of your
establishment. I'm sure you've witnessed his loony antics more than
once! Bad for business, I might point out. RARELY purchases anything,
yet frequently occupies a sidewalk chair. His hook into your
cafe is to offer you items he either steals from households, or finds
discarded on the streets. Your being kind by tolerating his visits and
letting him use the restroom only serves to strengthen this hook, and
pave the way for more blatant cult members to use your place for their
hangout. And as an ANCHOR in this particular neighborhood.
2) That nasty lady with her loud-barking mongrel
she tethers right by the doorway...giving ALL customers a serious
headache. Remember when I confronted her, and she snapped: "Sir, a lot
worse things are going on in the world, than a barking dog!" Yet I
doubt she'd ever address YOU, the manager, that way, should you bother
to confront her yourself. ("Sir, a lot worse things are going on in the world, than my driving out customers and ruining your business!") You need to tell her you refuse her patronage unless she leaves the dog elsewhere.
3) Last week. That big, filthy, smelly guy eating noodles from a cup
with his hand, while ordering a large coffee. He pushed wads of ramen
into his mouth, noodles spilling down his coat and onto the floor. He
also SPOKE rudely. If you don't stop serving such customers, you'll
wind up losing all DECENT patrons, and ultimately, your business. You
need to look him directly in those hideous eyes and state: "Sir, I
refuse to serve you. Now go before I call the police."
I know this is hard to believe, but there is an intelligent PLAN behind
these clowns. And that is the CULT which I have discussed with you
several times, and which is the main thesis for my work in progress, "Friendly Ghost Detective Agency". One effective strategy is to infiltrate neighborhoods based on most folks' DISBELIEF in their existance. (Disbelief is the weakest link
in resisting telepathic chicanery.) If you observe over time these
fools' behavior, you'll eventually discern a PATTERN, and see the
connection from one seemingly-random street thug to another.
Example: Woody and Joker work TOGETHER (though
they seem as strangers to each other) to scare good folks off Church
Street during nighttime...that the cult may drug-run this area with
little opposition. BEHIND these two jerkwads is Chris...that bicycling,
large blond dude who made a failed attempt to kill me on the eve of December 23rd. You saw the damage to my forehead.
And behind Chris is GYPSY,
the drug dealer operating out of three gay bars (Eagle Tavern, Hole in
the Wall, Metro), and one straight or mixed (Lucky 13, few doors up
from the Metro). FYI, Chris's main COHORT in the Church Street Corridor
is another large white dude, ROMAN.
(They now share the same apartment, a recent development NOT good for
me!) Neither frequents your coffeehouse BTW, though both DO stop in now
and then for some coffee-to-go.
As I said, This Cult (which I coin "Disciples of the Zodiac Killer"
for good reason) plays on people's DISBELIEF as one strategy to sneak
around and infiltrate whatever locale they choose. They manipulate
disturbed and sub-intelligent humans, many homeless (ALL unemployed,
some on disability) to sabotage establishments (such as yours), and spy
on AND harass those The Cult fears are in the way (such as yours
truly). They REWARD their puppets with food, money, drugs, all three or
whatever (maybe temporary shelter). They'll employ some obnoxious dude
(or dudette) to enter your cafe and behave as his or her usual,
If you refuse them service and drive 'em outta there, you WIN. But if
you remain silent and serve them what they request, The CULT wins. For
they realize now that you're most likely a pushover, thus YOUR place
becomes THEIRS through obfuscation and surreptitious occupation by more
and more of These Enemy Forces. Putting up with blatantly OBNOXIOUS
patrons is an obvious weakness These Zodiac Disciples take FULL
advantage of, like rats to an open garbage bin.
These living zombies will occupy your coffeehouse in greater and
greater numbers, until you have NO CHOICE but do THEIR bidding, or lose
your business. Believe me, if you DON'T set your foot down SOON,
they'll be running YOUR show in record time. And don't think for a
moment the POLICE will save your skin. Cult Members have ALSO
infiltrated the SFPD. What few GOOD cops exist are usually NOT assigned
to this beat. Though having a RELATIVE in The Force may prove most
beneficial for your business. I'm sure he's one of the good guys.
Former owner Hisham put up with these goons, thus earning Muddy Waters
on Church a reputation as Nutjob Haven. This is what you've unwittingly
inherited. You are paying for Hisham's years of irresponsible
management, through no fault of your own. As you probably know, Hisham
owns the small chain of three Muddy Waters coffeehouses, now numbering
two. If you visit the one on Valencia near 16th, you'll be darkly
impressed with the foul characters who frequent that den of thieves.
For whatever reason, there seems to be a small CABAL of Muddy Waters
devotees...hopping from one to the other. They are neither friends nor
relatives to Hisham, nor do Muddy Waters cafes have any distinctive
allure above and beyond the numerous coffee shops that dot this unfair
burg. Except one (I surmise): they TOLERATE dipwads, thugs and
hoodlums. It just occurred to me: maybe Hisham is selling off ALL his
coffeehouses precisely BECAUSE he's been overrun by Cult Disciples and
their minions...and he wants OUT!
By standing up to these vile curs, the WORST that will happen is a
window may get smashed, or there MIGHT be a 1-minute hissy fit display
by whomever you evict, before they exit. (I trust you are insured for
vandalism.) Unless you refuse service to these ill-kempt types, I'm
afraid Church Street Cafe will become progressively MORE dangerous, not
just for me (as I'm their target at present) but for ALL good
customers. And as a consequence I will cease hanging out there, since
they will deny me peace of mind until I depart...AND scare others away
from me, who I attempt to befriend. No doubt hit-man Chris is actively
broadcasting his enmity against me to Joker, Woody, Dane, et al. So
that ANYWHERE I hang out in my own neighborhood will soon be dangerous,
if not already. I DID foresee this possible outcome, and am willing to
accept it for the sake of a Greater Good. A Goodness which shall
eventually overwhelm and drown Mine Enemies like a tsunami of
I hope you regard me NOT as a nuisance, but as a concerned and longterm
inhabitant of Eureka Valley, doing his UTMOST to turn things around,
back into the wonderful neighborhood I remember
(from the late 70's), before all these violent heteros and drug-dealing
queers took over. Ah, the legacy of Reaganomics...how it lingers on,
like A Leech From The Devil's Own Hot Tub!
Another way The Cult uses disbelief to their advantage: they perform
devious schemes as WEIRDLY as possible, so the victims seem like
screwballs and charlatans, should they report the incident to
authorities, friends, or just about anyone else. The listener will
either regard said victim as an egregious poop-stirrer, or one who
craves attention at any price. The LAST thought that would ever occur
to them (if it occurs at all) is that this strange incident actually
DID happen exactly as described!
There is SOME degree of telepathy involved--in truth, a CONSIDERABLE degree--which Zodiac Disciples ALSO play to their wicked benefit. They can broadcast hateful thoughts about GROUPS of people (such as homosexuals), as well as to specific individuals (such as myself). Chanting "Hate Zeke! Hate Zeke!" via their psychic transmissions, while imaging my face in their mind's eye, has the deleterious effect of people (even strangers) scowling at me en passant...and they don't even stop to question WHY. Here's how the trick works:
The vast majority of people are NOT properly educated about Discipline
Of The Mind. This is intentional, a form of social engineering by our
government to dumb down the masses, make them easier to manipulate. The
Zodiac Cult piggy-backs on this crippled state of mind, planting
malicious seeds in the typically naive and unsuspecting hearts of your
average citizen. Since their minds are NOT disciplined to discern
between good thoughts and bad thoughts, and ideas that arise from
within versus those drifting about the ether...they are easily duped to
believe ANY thought that occurs is ipso facto legitimate and should be
acted upon. So if they have a strong "feeling" of bias AGAINST me, they
don't stop to dwell on why this emotion. Instead, they instantly conclude I must be a bad guy, thus their HATRED is completely, unquestionably ACCURATE.
The most VULNERABLE to such telepathic suggestions are those who don't BELIEVE in telepathy/psychic phenomenon (such as atheists). Again, this factor of disbelief! Be aware that ALL Cult Members themselves will deny the existence of paranormal powers.
When they say "I don't believe in telepathy," they actually DO, but
just want to hold the power SECRET for their own dark motives...keeping
as many naive souls as possible CLUELESS in the process. It's like that
haggard old time-worn ploy, "Evil doesn't exist, everything's
relative." Begging one's pardon here, but since when does The Theory Of
Relativity, a phenomenon of the PHYSICAL world, apply to ethical
values, a SPIRITUAL concept? Cultural differences do indeed confuse the
issue of morality somewhat, but that's just on the surface. The BASIS
of all morality is common to EVERY culture w/o a single exception
whatsoever (even cannabilistic societies). And it is this: The conscious intent to harm another is evil. The conscious intent to help another is good.
Please don't misconstrue my comment about atheists as condemnation of
their non-spiritual world view. I am only pointing out the inherent
VULNERABILITY in their conscious will to disbelieve. There are MANY
truly ethical, compassionate atheists in this world. You don't ever
need to believe in Goddess or any other spiritual concept to be a
decent human being. I do claim however, that atheists have an incomplete conception of the universe...no doubt muddied by religious hypocrites, charlatan psychics and power-mongering cultists.
Final remark: Did you notice how BELLIGERENT Robert
behaved towards you when he discovered the waste basket REMOVED from
the entrance? That's the mark of a bully! The same sort of character
Hitler employed for his Brown Shirts.
Vagrants and the downtrodden, of the ill-natured sort. Hitler gave them
JOBS and housing, in exchange to carry out the Nazi Party's dark
orders. Intriguing to observe he recently moved right across the street, in that same complex housing Gypsies. I laugh to think of their neon sign all lit up to say PSYCHO instead of PSYCHIC.
Now that You-Know-Who is in residence there!