To:..........All Allies of the Queer Resistance (formerly "gay agenda") Date:.......March 23, 2005 From:......Zeke Subject:...The gov't may try to assassinate me.
The following has been sent simultaneously to all my e-mail friends via blind carbon copy:)
PASSOVER PLOT v.2.0
The government may try to assassinate me...
I now have absolute PROOF that Micro$lut's Windoze operating systems
(starting somewhere w/Win98) sabotage the loading of Internet Explorer,
when you install any non-Micro$lut browser that Big Billy sees as
Since I've been playing around with oh,
around four or five computers simultaneously...I've been able to
install on CLEAN systems, TWO different licensed Windoze98SE operating
systems. Internet Explorer NEVER has any problem loading, until AFTER I
install The Opera Browser.
error window pops up, offering to send a report of this problem to
Micro$lut's database. If you opt out, you are supposed to still be able
to load IE. But it won't, no, not ever again, unless you either allow
them to access your hard drive or (perhaps) remove any evidence of a
non-Micro$lut browser on your system.
As most PC-savvy folks
know: the web browser has usurped the file manager that reigned supreme
for many years...way back to good ol' DOS. Micro$lut calls THEIR file
manager "Explorer", in their usual strategy to recreate computer
terminology in their own image.
But there is SO MUCH MORE going
on with IE browser, which has EVERYTHING to do with the
gov't/military/corporate tentacles intruding their multifarious ways
into our lives, right on down to the most intimate level of our very
own DNA! So we all have GOOD REASON for using SOME OTHER browser...the
learning curve is well worth the effort, as performing this feat will
inoculate you from "Owl's Hymen", "Jacob Crushed Fields Disease"
(a.k.a. "Mad Cow Disease" which is "bovine sponge-a-for-monopoly" or
something Italian sounding like that), or "encephalitis subcorticalis
chronica progressiva" (a.k.a. "Senile Dementia" a.k.a.
And...I had bought an OEM version of Windoze 98SE via a Canadian seller
on eBay. Well, snafus happened, I finally reported an official
complaint to Paypal...his account was frozen, and he's kinda P O'd,
said "You're a piece of work!" This is all through e-mail, mind
you...eventually to be featured on my Zekeblog.
e-mailed another key code, which really DID work, to my surprise! So I
had Paypal remove my complaint entirely. Meanwhile, this Canuck is on
his way to San Francisco, since he'd like to deliver to me PERSONALLY,
a guaranteed working copy of Windoze 98SE!
For a special treat,
listen to my answering machine, the recording I left. I said that I've
retracted my complaint, the OS does install now. If he'd like a free
tour guide of The City, I'm his man. And I'll be glad to buy him a meal.
his intent may or may NOT be peaceful, eh? Then again, he just MIGHT
turn out to be my underground railroad outta here...which adventure
I've foreseen many times in visions.
So...I think those who live
in my immediate locale, ought to watch my back closely, thank you very
much. I must also be protected from enforced meditation...er, I mean
"medication"...or any other form of coercion of my will.
must also do this FOR EACH OTHER, right? NETWORK! Find subliminal ways
of discovering which folks around you are kindred souls and which are
not. Your happiness depends on it now, if not your life. I am a
manifestation of all those wrongs, so neglecting me deteriorates the
entire network...giving me my dues for all my years' struggles, OTOH,
serves only to EMPOWER and GLORIFY this network, our community. Which
network shall be HEADED JOINTLY by Queer Rights and Women's
Rights...with a platform purely pagan/shamanic/tribal/fem ale, cleansed
that is, of any Judeo/Xian/Islamic detritus and riffraff.
must be on the alert for sudden, sometimes violent, eruptions of
government/military/corpo rate bullying. They are scared of radical
activists, particularly GAY ones like me. I have become, essentially,
the Voice of All Amerikan Queers, and would make a most delicious
morsel for those carnivores!
is the name of the military's database for spying on "suspect"
terrorists...which by their newly minted definition, includes EACH AND
EVERY Amerikan queer, for they do not breed for Fuhrer Dubya!
And "Carnivore" IS Internet Explorer. Ta-da. Secret is out. May Saint Karen Silkwood protect me!
Explorer has become totally enslaved to Carnivore's machinations, and
has NO recollection of its former existence. So for good reasons have
IT experts--even those solidly pro-Micro$lut--started warning the
consumer against using IE for their browser any longer. And THIS is not
so new; the whistle was first blown about a year ago. But their
rationale was the leaky programming that permitted hackers to plant
viruses and spies all over personal Windoze PCs. It just makes sense to
me, then, that Carnivore would see a great opportunity in such "leaks",
by infiltrating them with its own presence. Easily done, because left
Thus turning these leaks into channels of access to
highly personal information about ANYONE if their records appear on ANY
databases. Information now constantly updated, thanks to IE's access
into our homes, even bedrooms and classrooms and libraries and
automobiles and cell phones and laptops (wi-fi ones anyway) and soon,
nanotechnological medicine and surgery. Not to mention the wide-open
field of psychic phenomena. Oh, what a battleground of spirits that one
THE TRUTH IS OUT. Accept it, or not. I AM one of THE
major players now, regarding the fate of this marvelous PLANET! And let
the whole WORLD know this about me, if nothing else:
I AM 100% HOMOSEXUAL, AND JEHOVAH WHO IS ZE-US IS MY LOVER!
And if ANYONE cares to listen further, I hereby proclaim:
EZEKIEL JOSEPH KRAHLIN (formerly Eugene Frank Catalano) DECLARE MYSELF
PRESIDENT OF ATHENIA (formerly Northern California), and ORDER
IMMEDIATE SECESSION FROM THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERIKA!
AM ALSO A DISCIPLE OF THE GODDESS ATHENA, AND THROUGH HER, FURTHER BACK
TO THE FEMALE-DIVINED WARRIOR QUEENS, OF WHOM BADB IS A CLASSIC
EXAMPLE, IN THE CELTIC TRADITION (thank you, Azure). THUS, I NAME OUR
NATION "ATHENIA" AND MY NEW CHURCH WHICH I'VE FOUNDED (under guidance
of these deities): "THE TEMPLE OF ATHENA", AND THE NEW POLITICAL PARTY
I JUST FOUNDED: "BADB-ATHENA".
Now, once I finally unplug myself
from cyberspace, I can AT LEAST have my first cup of coffee for the
day...and it's already 4:57 pm!
P.S.: Anybody have a safe place
for me to hide out, RIGHT NOW? Sorry, peoples, that was just another
anxiety attack. In fact, I apologize for this ENTIRE LETTER, not just
that sentence! Where's a good blow job when ya need one? (Shut up,
Randolph. I didn't say that, peoples, we're having an argument here in
P.P.S.: Well, time to plaster this letter ALL OVER
USENET NEWSGROUPS!!! But not till AFTER my coffee, jeez don't I EVER
get a break? So the wind should hit the piss  later tonight.
Ezekiel J. Krahlin, The Father of Queer Conspiracy Theory (though perhaps the claim should go to Tom Keske)
forget to see me at my next open mic, which is the 2nd and 4th Friday
of each month. Show starts 8pm, but I'll be there by 7:30 to sign up. I
only have five minutes, and don't know how soon or late I'll be on,
until I get a hold of the signup sheet when I drop in to:
of course, the gov't assassinates me before then, or I have to go into
hiding, or I'm suddenly disappeared by this or that secret organization
(there are so many, who can count?), or if there's a heat wave and I
get heat sick, or I just don't feel like associating with the human
race that day. FOOTNOTE:
"Wind hits the piss": a Celtic term, the modern day equivalent of "shit
hits the fan". Back in Those Days of Yore, there were no electrical
devices, for the Industrial Revolution was still in a distant future.
Ergo, there were no such things as electrical "fans" by which fan-like
metaphors could arise. Surely on some stormy night at Stonehenge where
the Druid Priests and their Allies celebrated their seasonal rites, two
High Druids paused in the shadow of a monolith to relieve their
bladders. Being so windy, and each standing so close to the other...it
only stands to reason that sometimes, the piss of one Druid would
swiftly and unexpectedly (of course) be blown into the billowing robe
of the other Priest.
On the other hand, since feces could only
fly with a very POWERFUL fan (not just one airing the average home or
office building...but the kind that tests airplanes and jets, and even
rockets. Were we talking about just ANY fan, why we'd even have to
include, then, those little handheld fans so ubiquitous in Chinatown
USA. And if shit could be propelled by such impotent forces, well jeez
Louise, how can a lady put on her makeup knowing this?)
was REAL windy on those moors, especially when the storms came rolling
in! It's the same way today. But I have yet to hear of ANY wind so
strong--here in Devonshire or anywhere else in the world--that it would
propel one's poop while squatting for a shit on the moors. I swear by
the piles of dung that locals have been stepping into these days: the
Hound of the Baskervilles has returned!
GIRD YOUR LOINS, GENTLEFAGS...ON THE COUNT OF 10, RUN!
The BEST show we could have at this point--at least, for trash television--is
your queer dating game. And just forget about having any sort of hetero
cachet to make the show "okay" in the eye of the hetero-thug masses.
should also have--on a more serious note--a well-written detective show
where the star's sidekick is his (or her) same-sex lover. (Oh, wait, we
already had that: Cagney & Lacey...har,
har! And those names: reminiscent of a tough hetero Hollywood gangster
James Cagney, and a very feminine material, because it's "lacy"...talk
about role playing.)
I'm afraid though, that all this "loosening up" about gay presence on Amerikan TV will lead to:
GIRD YOUR LOINS (Sundays, 8-9pm KPQX ch. 3)
having OUTLAWED the very notion of even BEING homosexual, this new
reality show,"Gird Your Loins", is a form of creative sentencing on
those godless, sexual-minority perverts.
And since DEATH is the
mandatory sentence for ANY form of action or speech that is not solidly
heterocentric, anything goes! Torture? Sure, it's the logical next-step
in queer television. But the torture spot will be merely an APPETIZER
for the show's entree.
A gaggle of lispy homosexuals from
Federal Security Prison's Death Row are released into this or that
great Amerikan wilderness...a half-day ahead of our red-blooded hetero
hunters (selected from a TV Guide lottery). The desperate queers will
be hunted down in some of the most sensational and dramatic scenery to
grace our national parks: God's Country.
implanted EVERYWHERE in the wilderness (thanks to
KingGeorgeThe3rdClone), so no interesting scenes will be lost for
(hetero) human enjoyment, ever...not even the most subtle nuances of
terror, grief, and death-throe release on poor queers' faces. All in
high-definition TV for the (hetero) viewer's ultimate enjoyment.
online selections by viewers will influence each hunter's choice of
weapon, and method of targeting and hunting down the worthy victim. And
best of all: they will also have some control over redirecting the
escape routes of a queer they personally select on Gird Your Loins' web
site. You can make a grizzly bear pop up when least expected, a sudden
flood across a meadow...even small avalanches that threaten to crush
the hopes of the escapee, if not the escapee itself! (And those hot
love-making scenes before they are sent to hell...those desperate
expressions of needfulness and holding onto each other...oh my, no
wonder the show's on Sunday prime time.)
And since viewers
actually PARTICIPATE in the hunt, this is the first reality show EVER,
to be a real-life SIM adventure. So sign up now for your Breeder Cable
subscription, and join one of the most elite and respected TV viewing
services in the (hetero) galaxy!
The sky fell long ago, So now we sing ballads Of Chicken Little's woe.
The wolves now lurk Beneath our skin, Gorging themselves on the fat Of our sins.
And when we're plump With no regrets, We'll watch the wolves On TV sets.
what? I'm getting pretty sick and tired of overly religiously
conservative communities who insist on being pigheaded regarding gay
and lesbian teenagers. I'm sick and tired of the overused excuse "it's
wrong" as a reason to harass gay teens (as well as gay adults). I'm
sick and tired of the phrase "family values." I get angrier over
straight people who make ALL of us heterosexuals look like ignorant,
I'm shocked that the gay community really doesn't
do a number on us; I wouldn't be surprised if they did. But, they want
to bridge gaps, and, the ignorant heteros that make fools of all the
rest of us just won't have it and take a "My way or the highway"
attitude and use the Bible as a rationalization for their bigotry.
There is NO EXCUSE for bigotry. NONE. And, this straight woman is fed up with it.
Thanks for allowing me the privilege to vent.
Lisa Everett, Massachusetts
--end of Lisa's letter
you wonder where are all the OTHER "liberal gay-friendly" heteros,
joining her voice? (No wonder we queers are treated with such
Lisa, however, deserves my utmost admiration.
Wish I knew her e-mail, to thank her personally. Instead, I'll have to
settle for my blog...make a fancy "thank you lisa" image, gussy it up
and all that.
posted the following to eBay's Paypal discussion group on 14 March
2005. Please click on the link below; for it gives concrete evidence of
a serious infraction on visiting netizens' identity. This way, you
won't have to rely on second-hand reports from myself or another.
Scroll down to section "How to get your copy of this must have CD", and click on "Click HERE".
For one: the security lock on my Opera 7.51 Browser remains open. (That would be in the upper right corner.)
For another: they ask for your REGISTERED PAYPAL PASSWORD as well as e-mail. on THEIR page!
if the page were secured, they could still be intercepting for visitor
passwords. But keeping it NOT secure, makes it a haven for unlawful
hackers worldwide. (The correct word for this is "cracker", not
"hacker". Keep in mind that the most dangerous crackers are those from
government and military institutions...and NOT from pimple-faced geeks
who live on EveryStreet in EveryTown Amerika.)
This is a great
way for hackers to gather working PayPal accounts! Esheep2 is
IRRESISTABLY cute...a common strategy hackers use to lure unsuspecting
visitors. The OTHER temptation offered on the CD, is (quote): "Latest
system updates for Windows 98, Windows 2000 - To keep your system
Now, since I still prefer Windows 98, that is quite a
temptation...as I'd have the final updates for this version, all on one
compact little CD! Hard to resist, eh? Especially since I'll be
reinstalling that OS numerous times for a few more years...that CD
would be quite handy, even INDISPENSIBLE!
But who or what, is or
are, the culprit or culprits? Taliban? Bushistas? Queers? Greys?
Eastern Europeans? Starving African children? Gremlins?
In case anyone can't access the insecure page in question, here's an image capture:
This page is NOT secure: notice the open security lock in the upper right corner.
think this is a necessary alert to remind folks that, for every cracker
site found, dozens more go unnoticed. Whether or not Esheep2 is the
real culprit, their page is a danger to visitors, by tempting them to
give up their password, and thus their Paypal account.
needs to know about this, so that is why I posted it here on eBay's
Paypal forum. I'm afraid that posting directly to email@example.com,
will go unheeded. 'Cause I don't think Paypal is all that reputable,
P.S.: If I get locked outta here for some predictable reason, anyone can contact me at:
upon a future time--indeed barely a few years from now--a man will
become so rich that even the combined resources of Bill Gates, Donald
Trump and the Russian Mafia, will not be able to buy him out! In fact,
on paper he will pretty much own the world.
Yet because of the
complex and vast web of gov't restrictions and global treaties, no
person, no business will ever "own" the world. On the other hand, even
though any major changes in his stock options, bank transactions,
political stances, or favorite line of underwear, will inevitably cause
one or more 2nd or 3rd world nations to collapse into utter chaos and
misery (again)...he will NOT be held personally or even morally responsible.
other words, he will not be a benefactor by nature. So you can imagine
how much pleading charities will go through, to even receive a single
red CENT from this Wealthiest Man in The World AND All of History. Oh,
did I mention he was born with a physical anomaly that looked like two
little goat horns poking through his forehead? They were surgically
removed in his first week of life. (I just had to throw that in. "Zeus
ex machina" and all that good stuff, you know?)
So you can ALSO
imagine how many charities dedicated to feeding the starving children
of Africa, will come begging at his e-mailbox every week! Eventually,
he will stop to consider their woeful e-plea bleatings...and after some
months of deliberation, he will present his decision (quote):
do not want to help these troubled tykes in the way that YOU propose,"
he will proclaim on worldwide satellite link-up, his face commanding
every TV screen on the planet. "But I do feel as you, that their
situation is quite urgent, and the sooner generosity comes their
way--and in greater and greater portions--the sooner will their sorrows
"So what I will do," he will then pause and look up from
his speech; and the world will suddenly become a blanket of silence for
a few, eternal heartbeats.
So what he will do, is buy all the
destitute in the world (not just in Africa, and not just starving
children), a laptop. And not just any laptop, but a really high quality
laptop with the latest technology. They will even have WiFi!
how will he produce 2.5 billion (give or take a few tens of millions
of) laptops in the short span of 24 hours? Actually, that's none of our
business; he OWNS the planet...er, I mean "patent".
So here will
be all these starving kids in Africa, without a roof over their heads
(and many without any parent, sibling, relation or friend in the
world), on the scorched savanna, perishing right before the lenses of
first-world camcorders...as they bring into every home in Amerika and
the world, those shocking images of freshly dead, emaciated bodies of
darkling elves curled around a Thinkpad X-999. (Time Magazine, front cover 10 August 2013: For Every Grave A Laptop.)
unfortunate, this collateral damage...though unavoidable when
transitioning from standalone to network. Computer jokes--that is,
jokes rendered by AI systems--will be made about humans as nothing more
than "dumb terminals". Despite this ribbing, Underground Queer IT
Experts (both digital and analog) will become the New Heroes, and
little children shall learn to hack all of us into a better reality.
when they start hacking the world, they will first redistribute all the
wealth, so that everyone will be comfortably well off. Of couse, by
then the Laptop Billionaire will no longer be a billionaire. Not even a
millionaire. Or a thousand or HUNDRED aire! There will BE no wealthy
person on the planet any more! Interestingly enough, the Laptop
Billionaire will also be a very handsome gay male, who'll discover a
new career in tasting flavored birthday cards for Hallmark.
shall become writ this New Law of Government (and the newest Amendment
to the United States Constitution: number 482 to be precise), which
will also be Moses' ELEVENTH commandment:
"Thou shalt own a laptop by right of birth."
the right to own a laptop provided FREELY by the government, shall
become as much a birthright as the freedom to pursue The Angel Of Happiness.
And eventually, laptops will become so INTIMATELY embedded in our
lives, that this New Law, this Eleventh Commandment, shall finally be
altered to read:
"Thou shalt be TRANSFERRED to a laptop at birth."
--the end *** BEEP [sleep mode]
-- "The day will soon arrive when biological and computer viruses will become completely indistinguishable from each other." - Mighty Mouse Virus gay-bible.org/write/3_security.htm
Seeing as the Democratic Party has officially declared NO to same-sex marriage;
seeing as since Clinton signed DOMA in 1996, there has clearly been a
trail of homophobic policy running through the Dems; and seeing as
there is no existing party truly supportive of gay marriage/rights:
want to form a new party, and call it: The Party of Athena. And members
shall be called "Athenians". And our constitution shall comprise the
BEST of all humane and progressive constitutions that have come before.
But with two special conditions: (1) that our party first serve the
freedom and needs of all sexual minorities, before assisting any other
group (whether persecuted or not), and (2) that our party strives to
form a new nation just for queers, whether through secession or other
means. (Sorta like Holland in a lot of ways...only instead of remaing a
heterocentric society, Athenians will form a homocentric one.)
are also totally pro-pagan and women's suffrage. In fact, that is why
"Athena" is my chosen title for this new party. We stand for 100%
secular government. For more specific examples of what we stand for,
read my platform for world's first gay president:
my platform is also the party's platform. (Anyone who knows how I can
go about establishing this party for real, I'd appreciate some tips!
Especially regarding putting me in touch with interested or curious
persons of influence. No men, or women--or trannies for that matter--in
white coats and butterfly nets, thank you very much!)
message be for the (unofficial) record: that I, Ezekiel J. Krahlin of
San Francisco, California, am the true founder of the "Party of
Athena". Now, to post this to diverse newsgroups...just another busy
day in the life of a queer deadbeat. :D
-- Let's secede from those who breed: Make it a sin to NOT waste seed! Hail Athenia, brave new gay nation!
Newsgroups: alt.consciousness.mysticism, alt.religion.angels, alt.religion.gay-les-bi-tran, alt.religion.gnostic From: Azure Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:37:17 -0900 Subject: Re: New Political Party of Athena
chief-thrac...@gay-bible.org wrote: I want to form a new party, and call it: The Party of Athena.
be Badb, The True Great Mothers, Queens of the Tribes of Nature. From
them came Gaia, Rhea, Danu, Nemedia, Morgan, and many others. Scythians
(Sethians) Gaelic (Halic), Tribes of Salt, Covenant of Salt. They
taught of the ELPH or EEK, the One, That Which Is Was and Forever Shall
Be, the Great Terrible Unknown.
Newsgroups: alt.consciousness.mysticism, alt.religion.angels, alt.religion.gay-les-bi-tran, alt.religion.gnostic From: chief-thrac...@gay-bible.org Date: 3 Mar 2005 16:01:00 -0800 Subject: Re: New Political Party of Athena
Azure wrote: Should be Badb, The True Great Mothers, Queens of the Tribes of Nature
As well as the Goddess of War, which I have just learned via Wikipedia:
Irish mythology, the Badb (crow, modern spelling Badhbh) was a goddess
of war who took the form of a crow, and was thus sometimes known as
Badb Catha (battle crow)."
Here is my take on Athena: my love
for Greek Mythology is the closest archetype I can summon that
represents a gateway to the pan-pagan world. And by pagan I mean to
include the pre-patriarchal cycles, when the Earth Goddess reigned. (Of
course, she always reigns; but we're speaking of human spiritual
evolution I believe, or at least that is part of it.)
think that the Western World can more readily be introduced to the
Pagan Universe via their own Goddess who represents the brave and
powerful matriarchal tradition. Which tradition is being called forth
to heal this planet, now. And I am one of her strident messengers,
representing the sexual minority family worldwide. I will not be the
only one so empowered...and there will be similar rising up of other
leaders on issues like racism, women's rights, ecosystems, democracy,
fair trade, children, handicapped, etc., etc.
So I would like to
thank you for the wonderful insight you've just shared with me re. the
Warrior-Goddess Badb! So how's this for a party name:
The Party of Badb-Athena
This would then have Athena representing the end of a past-time matriarchal cycle, with Badb perhaps stand at its birth portal.
gratitude for your generous teaching, I give you full credit for
inspiring me to this fusion of Badb-Athena. Since the deities of
ancient Greece (and Egypt and various other past civilizations) already
give their major gods/goddesses various sub-manifestations representing
different aspects of their powers...hence, often use any one of their
numerous double-names to specify a particular sub-manifestation. This
seems to also have arisen pre-patriarchally, as it is a classicly
right-brain way of thinking. (Remember, the intuitive/creative sight is
born of the brain's right side...which neurons travel over to the left
parts of one's body...and that is why left-handed people are often
artists or creative in other ways.
Odin drank from the Fountain
of Mir to gain Wisdom. The price for such a profound gift was the loss
of sight from his left eye! I had some weird medical problems with my
left eye, after Odin came to me in a vision to enlighten me with my
philosophy of opitmism I currently call "NeoChristianity"...which was
done as a joke...but since it truly arises from pagan sources, I need
to finally rename this ideology...for you can simply append it to
whatever belief system one is currently following. (And now
"neochristian" has become a term to mean those nasty Xian
Fundamentalists. So I *must change the name of my philosophy pronto.
You may now read my newly entitled "The New Political Party of Badb-Athena" here:
replaced all words "athena/athenian" with "badb-athena/badb- athenian",
including file names. The only thing left to indicate the original name
as simply "athenians" is in the html title label. Your elegant dialogue
is right there, for all the world to see, that you are given credit for