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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
http://surf.to/gaybible
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URGENT MESSAGE TO THE WICCAN, PAGAN, & SHAMAN CHURCHES
(to be distributed ASAP to all relevant gatherings)

© 2000 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)


Please read the following reply I sent to a participant in a
Wiccan newsgroup, as if your very life depended on it; because
it does:

---begin my message, posted September 31, 2000:

In article ,
  "wisedemon"  wrote:

> My point is... Gays are not the only ones who have to worry.

And *my point is... Gays have absolutely *nothing to worry
about, for they are The Chosen People, The Lost Tribe of
Israel, Tribe #13: The Elves, harvesters and keepers of all
that is magical, hopeful, liberating, joyful, and, yes, sexy.

It is *you, as representative of all Wiccan folks everywhere,
that have your very own SOULS to worry about. And even more:
as delegate for the related contingents who fall under labels
"Pagan" and "Shaman", YOU need to get your act together. At
this point, it is *not my duty or obligation to inform you of
what final karmic cleaning these groups need to do. My Father
in heaven tells me that my work is done. Yet, I was just
taking a shower when he told me what I am about to share with
you...now that I have towelled off and gotten clothed. (The
reason he told me in the shower, was because he already saw I
had turned off my computer, and was officially done with my
important works for the day.) But I have decided to disobey my
Father's commands (as I am known to do, in rare moments of
opposition. As far as he's concerned: "Let those assholes rot
in their putrid, melting flesh".) So I reboot my PC, and send
this important alert to just ONE newsgroup,
"alt.religion.wicca", as my last ditch effort to save a few
more souls. It is up to YOU who are the first to read my
alert, to spread the word.

So read this carefully, then disseminate my message everywhere
and anywhere said groups above will receive my announcement:

CLEANSE YOUR GROUPS OF HOMOPHOBIA

If you value the preservation, fulfillment, and liberation of
your wondrous Pagan/Wiccan/Shaman history and ways, you MUST
rid yourselves of any homophobic participants. You can no
longer afford souls that harbor such evil intentions, in your
midst. If you do, you shall perish along with them...and so
shall the memory of anything shaman, wiccan or pagan...and
that is *not what I want, as I *am the Prince of Elves, who
reside over your (nay, our) wondrous people.

Search your pagan/wiccan/shaman newsgroups for character
strings like "faggot", "homo", "coprophage", and their
variations and synonyms. There, you will find no lack of gay
hatred. But this will also allow you to gather the miscreants
into a concise list, that you may expunge them as you would
chaff from wheat.

I can forgive our people's past records of hateful deeds done
against our own gifted homosexual citizens, but I cannot allow
this to continue much longer. Knowing full well by this time
in history and evolution, exactly what the crimes are against
homosexuals, you have NO EXCUSE for refusing to swiftly put an
end to any shred of what homophobia remains in your groups. 

EXPEL FROM ALL YOUR GATHERINGS, ANY KNOWN HOMOPHOBE.

And if you're not sure who is or is not gay-hateful, just pose
this appropriate, seemingly-innocent question, in order to
find out:

"I'm tired of queers joining so many of our [Wiccan/Pagan/
Shaman] groups. I'd like to start a group *without them; care 
to join me?"

You have until midnight, December 31 2000, to accomplish this
endeavor. But each day delayed is only to your shame and  my
Father's rage. Blessed be!

---end of my message