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"A son like him would make me the proudest
father in Galactic Sector 357. How sad that he is not yet loved."

Salesman at J.C. Penny's

Ahh, yes, where did I come up with that specific number, "357"?

That was the number of my boy scout troop in North Massepequa.

Badda bing, badda boom.