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Ezekiel J.
Krahlin
http://surf.to/gaybible
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JESUS HAS A WEB PAGE

© 2000 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)



Jesus has a web page,
Of that I surely know.
I stayed up all night reading
Every New Age para-ble.

Jesus has a web page,
And I can point you there:
Surf dot-to slash gaybible
And the home page will appear.

Jesus has a web page
Called "Final Testa-ment",
Sponsored by a free host
'Cause Jesus don't pay rent.

Jesus has a web page,
It's gonna blow your mind:
He says that he and daddy
Do the nasty all the time!

Jesus has a web page,
He's a faggot now I know,
'Cause he whipped it out in front of me,
And asked me for a blow!

Jesus has a web page,
And I can point you there:
Surf dot-to slash gaybible
And the home page will appear.

---finis

(artist unknown)

Hear me recite my poem.