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If you are underage, or in any way forbidden by your government or religious laws from viewing X-rated subject matter, please do not read this salty tale. If, however, you are not restricted by any laws in your geographical location, by all means read on.

(a true tale from the castro; eat your heart out armistead)

© 2015 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin

What's this I hear about you breaking some lady's collarbone dancing the Watusi? (I don't reveal my sources; suffice it to say it's someone very close to you.) And I wonder: what the fuk are you doing dancing with a woman in the first place? Perhaps you are actually 100% heterosexual, who found a most convenient way to profit by projecting your charisma and talent on gay people who are too clueless to figure out your true motivations.

In other words: you are piggy-backing on the LGBT community for your own selfish gain.

I see a pattern in your behavior. In that it looks like you intentionally injure anyone physically, who likes you...yet make it look like an "accident." As if you need to assert your alpha-male supremacy. You certainly fit the profile of someone with psychopathic tendencies.

I refuse to be a victim of someone you've hurt, and is now on your list of injured "friends." Which list you enjoy reviewing now and then, for your own sadistic satisfaction. As I've said before (in Zachary's presence):

You've met your match in me.