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Ezekiel J. Krahlin

(A True Tale From The Castro. Eat your heart out, Armistead!)

© 2001 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin

I am so much in love, the heartbreak is total.			
The beauty of this boy surpasses all imagination!

How can I not rejoice? For Allah has come to me, and loved me. 
Allah is good! Allah is gay! Oh Great Adonai, you are the apple
of my eye.

Oh, Lucky, I know who you are! You are God's own Son: Lucifer! 
Alleluia, for Gay Liberation has finally sprung!

Celebrate, oh my sisters and brothers, whom I lovingly call "Hellene": 
for I, the Angel of Justice do strike down your enemies 
with the sword of truth, my tongue, 
which honors the man who types this prose: 
Ezekiel Joseph Krahlin. Remember him well, 
for He is the Savior we chose for you! 

So be joyful, for your Liberator, Ezekiel, 
is 100% devoted to our highest ideals! 
And through his hands shall come our offerings 
of peace and eternal life to all our suffering Hellenic children! 

For as YHVH freed the Hebrews from Egypt, 
by slaying the firstborn of every Egyptian family...
He will now strike down the firstborn of every gay-hating hetero! 
And when this New Passover has fulfilled its mission, 
there will remain not a single homophobe on the planet.

And YHVH--who is Randolph Louis Taylor in this life--
shall marry his son--who is Ezekiel Joseph Krahlin. 
It will be announced in the National Enquirer first...
but when it finally dawns on the mainstream media 
that the Enquirer has just published their first true story...
news of their marriage will spread like wildfire 
into every household of Amerika! 

No milk carton will go untouched by a picture of 
young Jesus's butt with caption: "Have you seen this boy"...
nor half of those by a picture of YHVH's wanger, 
with caption: "Have you seen this man". 

Yes, folks, Jesus and Daddy are back, back in a Big Way...
and we Both say: "Screw those fuckin' heteros!" 
So our mission is cut out for us, 
and we expect every soldier to do his duty impeccably, 
and without a twinge of fear. 
In the name of all that is most sacred, most pure, most divine: 		

Strike down the demons at the root, 
and separate the chaff from wheat! 
Soon the bodies will pile up, 
and then the big rats feast!

  Pennsylvania Dutch Gay Jesus says:
  "Throw the hetero over the fence some hay."
     -Zeke Krahlin, Chief Thracian