PITHY COMMENTS AND REBUTTALS BY ASSORTED KNAVES AND SCOUNDRELS

REGARDING THE BONOBOS CHIMPS
(from Ezekiel Krahlin)

I found an old message I posted to a newsgroup, and I thought I'd share part of it here, as it refers to the Bonobos chimps:

>It's my vague recollection that in the case of the pygmy
>chimps, when there was tension or aggressive behavior within
>the group, the members would engage in sexual acts in order
>to reduce the tension and return the troop to a calm state.

I like this idea. Next time I'm in a crowd I'll get close to the sexiest guy there, and yell: "Calm down! Calm down everyone!"

Perhaps some day, planetary societies will brag of their homosexual prowess, as proof to the Galactic Overseers that they are nonviolent, hence worthy of acceptance into the Universal Family. There may even be *contests* (or olympics) staged regularly, just to see which civilization really *is* the most homosexual...at least for any particular event!