Myrtle Haversak, #208
					9666 Market Street 
					San Francisco, CA 94102

Ezekiel J. Krahlin, #205
9666 Market Street
San Francisco, CA 94102
666-666-9666 

January 24, 2021

Dear Ms. Haversak and son:

Based on the Buddhist (and, I guess, Christian) philosophy that one must resolve a conflict in the most benevolent way possible, I will push for Ablahblah Realty to move you to a 2-bedroom cottage or similar structure, with a backyard or garage or other space, where Adis can have his friends over in a covid-safe environment, without putting neighbors at risk. And charge you half the price in rent, to what you’re already paying. Plus, all utilities and other services (such as garbage pickup) must be free to you, the tenant, including Internet service (which must be at least twenty megabits per second download speed). The locks must also be changed before you move in, and a decent security system installed, if it isn’t already: both lock replacement and security paid for in full by Ablahblah Realty for as long as you live there. Complete laundry facilities (washer, dryer, folding table) should be provided on the premises. 

The residence must also be at least partially furnished, that is: with a twin size or larger bed in each bedroom, a full size refrigerator with freezer, stove and oven, kitchen table with at least two chairs (or equivalent, such as a kitchen counter with stools), curtains, shades or blinds for all windows, and one sofa or two easy chairs for the living room. These furnishing arrangements should be flexible, in that you, the resident, can choose to do without one or another item herein listed, or have any item substituted or replaced, within good reason (that is: equivalent regarding expenses).

Another condition is that the residence offered would be to your liking, including neighborhood. My suggestion is somewhere in the Inner Sunset, and close to the N Judah line. Finally, the rent should never be raised, so long as you, Myrtle Haversak, live there…and you should be allowed to occupy that residence for as long as you want, under condition that you have no more than one house-mate sharing said residence.

Considering the severity of the offense (risking exposure to a deadly virus, to the residents of 9666 Market Street), I think Ablahblah Realty just may go for it…under condition that I sign a binding agreement that I would be satisfied with such a resolution, and will not proceed with pressing any further charges.

I will soon discuss this with my attorney, but I want to assure you that the resolution I’ve proposed herein, is the only one I will accept. Please keep this letter in safekeeping; it has my signature…thus there is no way now, that I can back out of it. And feel free to show it to our building manager, or anyone else you’d like. But perhaps it’s best you keep this to yourselves for the time being.

Should Ablahblah Realty finally get in touch with you, let me know, and I will gladly intercede, and explain my proposal. Especially if they come off as hostile in any manner. Nonetheless, my attorney will contact them, eventually.

Furthermore: please be assured that any further encounters with these young people in my hallway, will result in my contacting the police immediately. They have no right to loiter in a building which they do not occupy, no right to disturb the peace in said building, and absolutely no right to endanger the residents by refusing to wear a mask.

Most sincerely,

Ezekiel J. Krahlin
Brindlekin Tales
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